Cheese, Knives, Watches, Chocolate, Bank Accounts and all things Swiss

Switzerland!
Dad and I both landed in Zurich on the 12th and we were off on our Swiss adventure! I dint understand anything!!!! Who thought German would be so difficult! Luckily we were basically in French Switzerland the whole time, so we got by.

Day one we picked up our car and drove into Zurich.  I'm not bragging but I'm not that bad with directions, even with street names I can't pronounce. It also helps that the Swiss are insanely organised (and clean) and everything has a direction sign.

Dad was pretty jet lagged so our night in Zurich wasn't too late, plus we had drivin' to do the next day! 
Day 2 we started our drive West towards Gstaad. Dad went to school in Les Diablerets and worked in Gstaad in the early seventies so that was the reason for our destination.
I noticed a few things early on about Switzerland:
1. They love English pop music. Every radio station played it. But not recent pop, it was either something you'd never hears before or a song that you'd heard but went "oh yeah THIS song!" when it came on. The parking garages though were a different story: Kylie Minogue, MJ and Madonna reigned supreme down there. I like the garage music, it adds to the bleak atmosphere.

2. Air Conditioning. This trip has proved to be A LOT hotter than I thought it would be, liked wicked hot and nowhere I've been believes in air conditioning! Hotels, stores, department stores, no one, there's no escaping the heat.

Anyway, back to day 2 we drove to Bern and had a nice lunch. Switzerland is great! Different than I thought but awesome.
After Bern we made our way to Chateau d'Oex, the village in which we'd rented our apartment. The Swiss country side does look lime how I pictured it, mountains and farms and Swiss chalets, no rotisserie chicken and fries though. All the small towns look just like ski resorts too, but that's because they are!
For the next few days we'd get up have our breakfast, wandered into town past the sounds of cowbells and head overflight Early Beck bakery/coffee shop to take advantage of their free wi-fi. We did a lot! First up was the medieval town of Gruyeres where we learned all about the castle and the battles. Now the Swiss are awesome and have translated everything touristy into several languages.... However, I feel like there is always a little something lost in the English translation.... But still great none the less. After the giant hills in the town we went to the fromagerie! I LOVE CHEESE. I think I may have been Swiss in a past life, cheese and chocolate are found everywhere and actually encouraged! We learned all about how they make the cheese from the audio guide guided by Cherry the cow.... Cherry was a little condescending and had a bit of an ego but got she got her point across. Plus we got free cheese.

Then we discovered a chocolate factory.... Fantastic the next day we set out early and learned all about chocolate and ate and bought tons. The Swiss are very tidy and clean however being here has made me realised just how crazy we are about cleanliness and safety precautions we are in Canada. For example, in the chocolate factory there is a tasting room where you can taste as much chocolate as you want. There was one staff member. The tasting pieces are full squares and they are just laid out on plates... Who knows how many people have looked at, touched or even breathed on them. Dad and I quickly realised it would be MUCH different at home. When are free samples EVER full size?! And everyone would probably have to wear gloves... So lame just give me the chocolate.
This chocolate factory also encouraged (real) chocolate eating so things were great.

We drove down the coast of the lake and ended up at Lausanne! And what's in Lausanne?!?!? The Olympic MUSEUM!!! So great! Room after room of information and people who love the Olympics just as much as I do! And a gift shop FULL of pins.... Those pins traders would loose their mind!!! The gift shop also so TSNs Hockey GOld DVD set.... But not the actual Olympic set which I thought was pretty funny.  No I didn't buy it, Switzerland is wicked expensive....
Yeah Insanely expensive! Dad and I paid 12 francs for two cokes. The exchange between CAD and the CHF is about 1.25 so you know just dropped approximate 7. 50 for a coke, NBD. (I did that math right, right?) either way, everything is expensive.

Continuing through the week we saw all the sights. We took the massive gondola up the mountain in Les Diablerets to check out the Glacier up top. We hiked through the field to a waterfall that dad had gone too in his youth! 
Switzerland is FULL of hiking trails. On our last day in chateau d'Oex wetook a different gondola up and hiked down the side of the mountain.... Who would have thought hiking down would be so much work! Mountains can be deceiving. But it was great, we walked through farmers fields and past the cows and through some farms and down some steep cliffs!

Our final night was topped off with dinner and a tour of the Palace Hotel in Gstaad where dad used to work... Whoa.  Gstaad is the place for people with money... And lots of it. There was a polo tournament happening this weekend so the hotel was crawling with polo players and Bentleys. The hotel itself is fantastic! And once I get my dream job I'll be able to affordthe penthouse suite complete with a sauna in the tower for a simple 9700/night. It holds 6... Who's coming?!

We ate our great dinner sitting outside enjoying the Montaigne s and the owner, grandson of the owner when dad worked there came and introduced himself as well as the head waiter who'd worked in the nightclub when dad worked there. It was great! Even better was after when we asked for the bill and to our surprise it had been covered by the management. Thank you!

Side note.... The Swiss don't bring bills.... It seems like you always have to ask for it.

After our fantastic evening at the Palace we made our way back to Zurich last night night and had our last Swiss dinner. 

It was a great week and Switzerland is like nowhere I've been before! Even the airport I'm in right now is tidy and overly clean!

I'm on my way back to London before a quick turnaround to Iceland and then I'll be on my way home!

Until then. 
Have a great day!
Kate

Land of Hope and Gloria, Land of my Victoria: The Maple Leaf gets an Accent

So I finally got the chance to sit down and write some stuff down!
Im currently sitting in an airport hotel in Manchester (well away from the riots) missing my awesome family hard!!! But I'll start from the beginning.

Some things I've noticed about England in general before instart I with London:
1. Brandon Flowers and The Killers seem to be quite popular here. Take note Canada
2. Older British people are awesome and well respectedwithi the community
3. People have varying opinionsabout Amy Winehouse
4. That celebrity you haven't heard from in awhile?.... They're probably on a British talk/game show and it's mostly Big Brother
5. Cameron and Clegg look eerily similar and robotic
6. Converse Chuck Taylor thong sandals?look just as awful as they sound
7. Apparently the Brits don't like to watch TVon the hour, nothing ever starts onthe hour or the half.
8. I could live here
9. Political Correctness? Just a suggestion. Canadians are wickedly PC.
10. I will never get tired of large amounts of tea, sticky toffee pudding or Sunday roast with Yorkshire pudding..... But I knew that already. PLUS everyone takes milk with their tea!!!I'm not an outsider here!
 
London!
Welcome to London team!
I met up with mum at the hotel and our adventure began!!!

It was hot in London! Our first day I checked out my future wedding venue. Westminster abbey is pretty great however it looked A LOT bigger during the wedding, but still beautiful. Jeremy Irons does audio guide for the abbey. It's awesome. we walked the nave and saw St Edwards chair, the chair in which the British monarchy are crowned. We left the abbey and wandered around for a while and just by chance ended up outside the Goring hotel! For those who don't love the Royals, thats where Kate and her family stayed the week of the wedding.
Not only did we see it, we got a full history lesson from the doorman Rupert and the bellhop Moe.... As well as a free bag and magazine. I think moe and rupert were a little bored. London is so friendly.

We did a lot of sights but one I'd never done was the Buckingham Palace State Rooms. Whoa. I do find the worlds fascination with them really weird though. I mean i paid 16 pounds to walk around the Queens dinning room. What i find even more weird however is the Palace store. People are so desperate to get a little piece of them... Anything! The tour was great and also Included Kates wedding dress, She. Is. Tiny. Amazing.
Buckingham Palace is fantastic! I'd say it was well worth it, howeverno princes in sight... Damn.
Other days we just wandered and ate and shopped and drank a lot of tea but London is one of my favourite cities. It's massive and so busy but great! A few of my favourite things:
1. Accents. Who doesn't love British accents, but everywhere you go is different! I love it. 
2. Dress: not everyone is well dress but most are. And they all look great.
3. Everyone seems to be very friendly. The British never seem to have the same too-busy-for-you Torontonians seem to have downtown.
4. Mens dress socks. The only black and grey dress socks I saw were on North Americans. Everyone wore such great socks under their well made suits.
5. Their use of space! I'm always impressed at how much can be fit into such a small space.
6. The Tube. Check it out, a city subway system that actually works, really well, fancy that. They even have bike lanes, what a great idea! And look at this a major city with amazing public transit to each airport from the city centre! (In case you didn't catch on.... Toronto needs to improve.... Get rid of RoFo!)

Friday morning we checked out and made our way to Liverpool station to hop on the train to Hatfield Peverel for the wedding of the century!

I love the train! My biggest wish is that Canada had a much better train system, it's awesome. The GO Train just won't cut it.

The Wedding
I don't even know where to start with this but I'll give it a try. Imagine a feel good romantic comedy set in a small, cute, British village, staring Hugh Grant and you'd be a third of the way there.

We took the train in on Friday and made our way to the out of town drinks. The drinks reception would have been an amazing wedding.... We pulled up to a garden that basically could have been part of The Secret Garden to a nice small house that was gorgeous. Upon closer inspection, I realised this was the pool house....the 50 bedroom house came Complete with live in butler, a Lord and Lady and science labs where the element Argon was discovered....Good thing I packed some extra outfits.
If Friday were any indication we were in for quite the party the next day.... I should have been better prepared. 
Day two... Wedding day!
The wedding wasn't until 330 so I decided to go for a walk during the morning....and almost got invited to a second wedding... Man I love England! I was quickly joined by a nice older lady named Esme. Our conversation went like this.
E: are you here for my nephews wedding?
Me: possibly! Who's your nephew?
E: the groom....
Me: ummmm possibly
E: would you like to come visit the venue with me?!
Me: sure! Why not

So I followed this stranger to a beautiful house across the street with a loooooooong driveway. Don't worry I didnt go inside but had a lovely conversation with Esme and met some of her family. The best part is no one questioned why I was there, just accepted it. I wasn't even dressed for a wedding. Mind you keep in mind theirs wasn't starting until 330 too so Esme was pretty early. 
After assuring Esme I'd be fine crossing the street again I made my way back.

Back out front the hotel and dressed ready to go, guests were greeted by two decorated old double decker buses.... Awesome. We made our way through the tiny country roads and ended up at a beautiful village church....( just to throw it in there, the grooms family runs the village....no big deal)
The church and the ceremony were beautiful as was the entire wedding party, but the real party was the reception. We all headed back to grandmas estate (she reminded me a little of the Queen) and it was quite unbelievable that Joanne (the bride) had managed to completely organise this wedding for 270 people on her own. The marquee glowed with wonderful paper globe lanterns and the entire thing screamed Jo and Charlie. It's hard to describe in words so you'll just have to imagine based on my photos. 
The party was a lot like the Picnic Ball we went to a couple of years ago, with the same family in Scotland. This family knows how to party. Kilts and booze, Scottish dances and more booze seem to be the classic staples, plus the post party hangover party.
We partied well into the night and all things pointed to a successful and fantastic wedding and party!
The next morning everyone gathered for the brunch the next morning, some even who had watched the morning come! Somehow couches made their way to the field outside the marquee and were quickly filled by clans of kilt wearing hungover young adults, some of which had only slept a few hours if any under a tree in the garden.... Man I love summer!

So there are many stories to be told about the wedding weekend but simply not enough space here or words in the English language to fully explain, so I'll leave it at that.

From the wedding we went to visit the family in Baildon, the coolest family ever. Who else would drive four hours to pick up two extremely hungover girls and their mother to pick up and drive right back?! our wicked family that's who. I love visiting our British relatives because no matter bow much time has passed, we pick up exactly where we left off as if we saw each other yesterday. 
Day one the kids went to see Harry Potter. I thought it might be more authentic to see it in England. Then the ladies went to have their feet munched on by fishies!
Have you heard of this?! SO WEIRD. Basically you sit elevated above a clear box of tiny little fish ( part of the piraña family) and they swarm and nibble at your feet. Apparently it's supposed to exfoliate but it just feels absolutely weird. Just try it and you'll understand.
My other favourite thing in Baildon besides my cousins, are their awesome accents, much different from those in London and those at the wedding. The Yorkshire accent just makes you feel very much at home actually!

The rest of the days were spent lounging and drinking tea and enjoying each others company while still marvelling at Englands fantastic train system.
It doesn't get better than that!

Those amazing two weeks bring me to right now, hanging out in Manchester, waiting for my flight to Zurich to meet up with my dad. 
I'm pretty excited but a little sad to leave my fam. I haven't even really had a chance to be excited for Switzerland with all the England excitement but now that I leave tomorrow I can't wait and just want to hop on the plane! I've never been so it will be anew adventure and another country to cross off the list!

I'll try and update but if my days are as busy as the first half we'll see how Things go!

Have a great day!
Love 
Kate

Oh ps! Yes these riots are crazy and police are all over the cities affected it we're all safe and sound!